2009 GTHL AA West
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:19 pmSo I guess that means your kid is at all the tryouts also and never making it either, if you keep seeing all of them there also. Or your full of shit and talking out your ass.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:15 pmThey all think they can play AAA on VP. They have all been trying to get on AAA teams for years. Same kids at all the tryouts and they don’t ever make it.
Oh, of course! I personally attend every single AAA tryout, disguised in various wigs and fake mustaches, just to take attendance. It’s my life’s work.
Or, hear me out, I just happen to know a few AAA coaches who tell me exactly who shows up every year. And let me tell you, it’s comedy gold. Same kids, same hopeful parents, same delusions. It’s like a bad sequel that keeps getting remade.
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
you forgot rangers and royals??Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Honestly, the jokes are starting to get a bit tired. Why do you feel the need to make fun of someone's weight regardless of who it is. Grow up. Who cares what VP is doing or any other team for that matter. The good teams don't have skates remember that.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Honestly, the jokes are starting to get a bit tired. Why do you feel the need to make fun of someone's weight regardless of who it is. Grow up. You have kids remember that and one day, that could be them. Who cares what VP is doing or any other team for that matter. The good teams don't have skates remember that.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:10 pmHonestly, the jokes are starting to get a bit tired. Why do you feel the need to make fun of someone's weight regardless of who it is. Grow up. You have kids remember that and one day, that could be them. Who cares what VP is doing or any other team for that matter. The good teams don't have skates remember that.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
So true. Don’t fat shame. Remember there are lots of fat moms and dads at the rinks. They are people too, no matter how much they eat or weigh.
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Also this is not the place to bully or be racist. There are all kinds of people who play hockey trans gender, half China men, half African, pakis, Jews, Palestinians and they are all welcome to play with the white European kids. Fat and skinny. Rich and poor. Inbred people too. And people who are on welfare and don’t work.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:22 pmGuest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:10 pmHonestly, the jokes are starting to get a bit tired. Why do you feel the need to make fun of someone's weight regardless of who it is. Grow up. You have kids remember that and one day, that could be them. Who cares what VP is doing or any other team for that matter. The good teams don't have skates remember that.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm Birthday skates up and running Tigers looking desperate- MB already have a $$$ player coming to sit on the bench - Rattlers cash grab skates Jets pylons still on the bench that will be a disaster team book it - Terriers trash team - Jets trash team - DD is we’ll new coaches previous record says it all . HVS non playoff team again I’m sure - NS might be improving but getting players that love being suspended. Anything else . Oh yeah VP Fat boy leaving and VP players all going to ?
So true. Don’t fat shame. Remember there are lots of fat moms and dads at the rinks. They are people too, no matter how much they eat or weigh.
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Or, hear me out, what a Not allowed legend this guy is. Imagine being so cool that you sit around with your coach "buddies" talking about a bunch of kids and laughing at them for daring to try to chase a AAA dream. You're so epic it's actually an honor just to be able to reply to your messages.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:47 pmGuest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:19 pmSo I guess that means your kid is at all the tryouts also and never making it either, if you keep seeing all of them there also. Or your full of shit and talking out your ass.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:15 pmThey all think they can play AAA on VP. They have all been trying to get on AAA teams for years. Same kids at all the tryouts and they don’t ever make it.
Oh, of course! I personally attend every single AAA tryout, disguised in various wigs and fake mustaches, just to take attendance. It’s my life’s work.
Or, hear me out, I just happen to know a few AAA coaches who tell me exactly who shows up every year. And let me tell you, it’s comedy gold. Same kids, same hopeful parents, same delusions. It’s like a bad sequel that keeps getting remade.
After you're done laughing at the boys, do you then go home and switch up the wigs and fake mustaches and switch up your hands so you can imagine you're with a different person each night. You're a stud, bro. Keep being so awesome.
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:39 pmOr, hear me out, what a Not allowed legend this guy is. Imagine being so cool that you sit around with your coach "buddies" talking about a bunch of kids and laughing at them for daring to try to chase a AAA dream. You're so epic it's actually an honor just to be able to reply to your messages.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:47 pmGuest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:19 pmSo I guess that means your kid is at all the tryouts also and never making it either, if you keep seeing all of them there also. Or your full of shit and talking out your ass.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:15 pmThey all think they can play AAA on VP. They have all been trying to get on AAA teams for years. Same kids at all the tryouts and they don’t ever make it.
Oh, of course! I personally attend every single AAA tryout, disguised in various wigs and fake mustaches, just to take attendance. It’s my life’s work.
Or, hear me out, I just happen to know a few AAA coaches who tell me exactly who shows up every year. And let me tell you, it’s comedy gold. Same kids, same hopeful parents, same delusions. It’s like a bad sequel that keeps getting remade.
After you're done laughing at the boys, do you then go home and switch up the wigs and fake mustaches and switch up your hands so you can imagine you're with a different person each night. You're a stud, bro. Keep being so awesome.
But let’s be real here, we’re not laughing at the kids. We’re laughing at the parents who think dragging their kid to 15 tryouts will magically turn them into McDavid. It’s the ones who show up every year with the same "this is our year" energy while the coaches are already mentally crossing their kid off the list. But hey, if that hit a little too close to home for you, my bad. Maybe next year will be your year.
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Re: 2009 GTHL AA West
Why are there so many fat unathletic dads who think their kid is the next Matthews? It’s always the parents who don’t look too physically fit that think their kid is a hockey phenom
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